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"My friend Jim was riding his motorcycle through Alabama once, trying
to get to the Coast. He was in Birmingham, and had to stop at a red
light.

"A little dog, one of those disgusting little yapping rats, jumped off
the porch of the house on the corner, and ran over to him, YAP YAP YAP
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP and JUMPED at his leg and fixed its teeth
in his leather motorcycle boot. It hung there, growling and glaring.

"The people who owned the dog were sitting there on the porch, staring
at him, Duuuuuuuuhhhhh, with their mouths hanging open, all these awful
fat women and men in plaid clothes, like they were watching TV. Jim
looked at them, and then back at the dog, which was still attached to
his right boot. He wrinkled his nose.

"He reached behind him into his tool sack, got out his icepick, and
spiked the dog once through its skull. The dog went limp and fell off
into the road. At that moment, the light changed, and Jim drove away.
The people watched him go. Their mouths were still open."

mjd-at-saul.cis.upenn.edu (Angel of Tape) Claudia Hunter

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